These past few days I’ve been on vacation with friends. Somehow Joe weaseled his way into the trip. I mean, what’s a relaxing get-a-way without fucking Joe and his spastic antics, right?
Spare me.
During the course of our stay, many shitty ideas were shared. I can’t wait to unload them on here for all the internet to see.
They include:
- bedazzled orthopedic shoes
- carni-inspired restaurant
- your-fly-is-down alert system
- bouncy-ball wine bottles
- playing-cards table glue
Grab a big roll of toilet paper and stay tuned for the shit storm as I elaborated each of these stories …
Joe's Shitty Ideas 
Does Joe EVER run out of stupid frigging ideas? I guess if we all who enjoy this shit best hope he doesn’t,eh?
Uh oh! I saw some of the posts you said you were going to post; did Joe talk about his old buddy Pat and his little brother who “pewped” in the shower, or about the time he thought he saw his buddy Pat, and stole a french fry before finding out it wasn’t Pat, or any other new story about his childhood?
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